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RETAIL SIMPS, THEEE – Live On Cool Street - New LPripping loose parts and pieces from rock n roll machines from places like Son House, 60s garage, The Who, Captain Beefheart, Lou Reed, Rocket from the Tombs, Big Boys, Dead Moon, Memphis garage punktin snipping, torquing, and ripping loose parts in jukeboxes and junkyards filled with rusting remnants of the 20th century to stitch and cram it all together and build their rust bucket to make their own brand of racket. Beautiful. winch Live On Cool
ripping loose parts and pieces from rock n roll machines from places like Son House, 60s garage, The Who, Captain Beefheart, Lou Reed, Rocket from the Tombs, Big Boys, Dead Moon, Memphis garage punk…tin-snipping, torquing, and ripping loose parts in jukeboxes and junkyards filled with rusting remnants of the 20th century...to stitch and cram it all together and build their rust bucket to make their own brand of racket. Beautiful. -- winch
"After countless hours of data driven market research it was determined that the wild success of the first Retail Simps album , Reverberant Scratch was 82.6% due to the cheeky and iconic album cover, as such the group was faced with a dilemma. Using focus groups funded by the Center for Odd Human Behaviour (COHB), the group surmised that the man pictured on said cover, none other than Montreal born chanteur Joe Chamandi, reminded the typical unsophisticated commoner of their ner’e do well uncle, and it is this sense of uncanny familiarity that drove people to purchase the record.
Upon first needle drop it was revealed to house an abhorrent and obfuscatingly decrepit take on roots rock. Armed with this keen analytical knowledge, the band and their creative team harnessed the boundless marketability of the Trashmen, Dancing Cigarettes and 2 Live Crew to adorn their new disc with an equally palatable and deceptive frontal armour, provoking the straight laced garage rocker of yore to pay the price of entry. Once the branding and visual identity of this little package invited potential listeners in, they were met with incorrigible confusion. You see, after being pigeonholed by the punk paparazzi as a lowly party band, the Simps were tasked with driving home their knack for fervent versatility. This new record captures a group, in the clutches of maturity, boasting their emotional depth, triumphant chops and humble servitude to the trade of rock n roll clowning. Recalling the double speak of VU’s murder mystery, the soul bent lament of Fred Cole and the bastardized funk of Minutemen, the Simps have thusly widened their sonic palate and created yet another masterpiece of the modern age. This is the southern soul of Memphian tradesmen flipped on it’s snowy head, conjuring an impure regionalism that was largely thought to be dead and gone. An alternate kind of Northern Soul with a frosty Arctic sheen. More spazzed out guitar, more howling lunacy, more heat of the moment, turnt poetry and outside the box-isms. “The Simpies have done it again!” Proclaim the industrial-indie-music-complex! Bolstered by the angelic croon of theee Simpettes and the honking heart-wrench of theee Horny Boys, Theee Retail Simpletones bring you this 82.5 % Total Punk din!
Out soon on TOTAL PUNK RECORDS
Upon first needle drop it was revealed to house an abhorrent and obfuscatingly decrepit take on roots rock. Armed with this keen analytical knowledge, the band and their creative team harnessed the boundless marketability of the Trashmen, Dancing Cigarettes and 2 Live Crew to adorn their new disc with an equally palatable and deceptive frontal armour, provoking the straight laced garage rocker of yore to pay the price of entry. Once the branding and visual identity of this little package invited potential listeners in, they were met with incorrigible confusion. You see, after being pigeonholed by the punk paparazzi as a lowly party band, the Simps were tasked with driving home their knack for fervent versatility. This new record captures a group, in the clutches of maturity, boasting their emotional depth, triumphant chops and humble servitude to the trade of rock n roll clowning. Recalling the double speak of VU’s murder mystery, the soul bent lament of Fred Cole and the bastardized funk of Minutemen, the Simps have thusly widened their sonic palate and created yet another masterpiece of the modern age. This is the southern soul of Memphian tradesmen flipped on it’s snowy head, conjuring an impure regionalism that was largely thought to be dead and gone. An alternate kind of Northern Soul with a frosty Arctic sheen. More spazzed out guitar, more howling lunacy, more heat of the moment, turnt poetry and outside the box-isms. “The Simpies have done it again!” Proclaim the industrial-indie-music-complex! Bolstered by the angelic croon of theee Simpettes and the honking heart-wrench of theee Horny Boys, Theee Retail Simpletones bring you this 82.5 % Total Punk din!
Out soon on TOTAL PUNK RECORDS
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released September 1, 2023
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Excellent pillows
Size: Queen - Pack of 2, Style: Soft, Configuration: Pillow
One of the best and pillows I have ever slept on. They were incredibly soft but still incredibly supportive. The quality of the pillows were comparable to hotel pillows. I will be ordering again and I am very satisfied with my purchase.
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★★★★★ 4
Fat pillows
Size: Queen - Pack of 2, Style: Soft, Configuration: Pillow
Super overstuffed pillows. Took some of the batting out, and it was more comfortable. I would buy them again.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Pillow
Size: Queen - Pack of 2, Style: Soft, Configuration: Pillow
Kinda lumpy at first but pretty good!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Pillows
Size: Queen - Pack of 2, Style: Soft, Configuration: Pillow
Pretty decent for the price. Along with its conventional use, those pillows are pretty comfy to sit on. Pillows are for more than just sleeping; they’re excellent seat cushions!
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★★★★★ 1
Lumpy!
Size: Queen - Pack of 2, Style: Soft, Configuration: Pillow, Size: Queen - Pack of 2, Style: Soft, Configuration: Pillow
These are horribly lumpy! The filling clumps. They won’t lay flat.
This is after working with them to try to ref, fluff them
Terrible product
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026
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