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Agnes: I'm Far to Young to Look This HotSomewhere between here and anywhere, in a trailer park called "The People's Court," lives a bespectacled, floppy footed girl named Agnes. Her age falls exactly between the wide eyed times when fairy tales are embraced as truth and the darker, later years when cynicism starts to take its toll. The other players in this small sideshow are Grandma, a hardworking, underpaid Golden Ager who worries that she may be a little too old for the challenge of
Somewhere between here and anywhere, in a trailer park called "The People's Court," lives a bespectacled, floppy-footed girl named Agnes. Her age falls exactly between the wide-eyed times when fairy tales are embraced as truth and the darker, later years when cynicism starts to take its toll. The other players in this small sideshow are Grandma, a hardworking, underpaid Golden Ager who worries that she may be a little too old for the challenge of raising a granddaughter, and Trout, Agnes's best friend. Trout was named after one of her father's biggest passions and, according to her, she was only three numbers from being christened Powerball. Trout tries to temper Agnes's stigmatism of hope with her own doctrine of realism. Together they weather the major tribulations that only childhood can make so monumental. Trout aspires to pilot a soft-serve ice cream machine so all the kids will laugh and yell "Hey, Ice Cream Lady " Agnes merely wants to be crowned lord queen of the unknown universe. They will probably end up on different bowling leagues.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 02/01/2004
ISBN: 9780740741357
Pages: 128
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 8.96h x 8.50w x 0.36d
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Rave Freckles!
Color: Set D:6 holographic multicolor
I got these for a Rave. They were very cute once I figured out the best way to put them on. I had to go through 2 before I figured it out. They stayed on well (as well as any temp tattoo can). If you have trouble getting them off, just get some facial oil cleanser! They were cute and I got lots of compliments.
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★★★★★ 4
Easy application
Color: Set D:6 holographic multicolor
Lasts all day. Is a bit sticky to the touch once applied (which actually helps keep my glasses from slipping). Fairly easy to remove with some oil and a cloth, didn't try removal wipes that come with them.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Cute and easy
Color: Set B:3 gold+3 silver, Color: Set B:3 gold+3 silver
Loved these glitter freckles stayed in place for 13.1 miles and the rest of the day and came off easy with wipes that came with them.
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★★★★★ 5
Fun & Cute
Color: Set E:12 holographic multicolor
These are very fun and cute! We have used them on a number of occasions. I originally purchased them for my nieces to wear at Pride but we've whipped them out several times since, just for fun!
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★★★★★ 5
Easy to use and remove
Color: Set G:24pcs holographic multicolor, Color: Set G:24pcs holographic multicolor
Easy to apply and remove!! Glitter really does make you run faster!!
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