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Lube Me Up!Lube me up Scotty To boldly go where the sun dont shine, you need lube and plenty of it. The back door frontier does not lubricate enough naturally. Thus, to augment the lubrication, one needs to add lube in the mix. Going dry, aside from being unpleasant, can be dangerous as well and it might cause tears back there. To prevent or reduce the chances of this from happening, lube is a requisite step before any penetration. Buttfuck more and prosper.

Lube me up Scotty...

To boldly go where the sun don’t shine, you need lube and plenty of it. The back door frontier does not lubricate enough naturally. Thus, to augment the lubrication, one needs to add lube in the mix. Going dry, aside from being unpleasant, can be dangerous as well and it might cause tears back there. To prevent or reduce the chances of this from happening, lube is a requisite step before any penetration. Buttfuck more and prosper.

 

WHAT'S INCLUDED:


Pjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant - 100 ml Bottle ($21.78)

Spunk Hybrid Lube - 8 oz ($16.12)

Bottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube - 1 oz Clear ($9.99)

Sliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine & Paraben Free - 4.2 oz ($16.75)

Regular combined price: $64.64

Fun Pack price: $54 (10.65 savings)

Before you send in the landing party down that hole, you must ensure that the entry goes smoothly. To achieve this, you must use lube and don’t be stingy about it. Lube Me Up is a selection of lube you may need. First up is the Pjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant. It is made specifically for anal sex and it is even enriched with jojoba. Next one is Spunk Hybrid Lube. It is water based but it offers the lasting effects of silicone and it even looks and feels like real cum. Third on the list is the Bottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube. Finally, we have the Sliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine & Paraben Free. It is a vegan gel that emulates the human body’s natural lubrication.


Pjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant - 100 ml Bottle

Lubricate before you penetrate.

Pjur Analyse Me Silicone Personal Lubricant is a silicone based lube enriched with relaxing jojoba. The formulation soothes and moisturises the skin while delivering that extra glide. It is also a long-lasting formula that leaves skin soft and smooth. You may also use this product to provide extra moisture to any part of the body. Enjoy anal sex in comfort and get lubed up.

  • Silicone-based
  • Enriched with relaxing jojoba
  • 100 ml

Relax and enjoy the ride.

Spunk Hybrid Lube - 8 oz

Let it slide.

Spunk Hybrid Lube is a long lasting water based hybrid lube. The product looks and feels like cum but it won’t get sticky and will not stain the sheets. There is no chemical smell and taste and it is easy to clean. You can use it safely with toys and it is also condom friendly.

  • Water based
  • Hybrid
  • Looks and feels like CUM
  • Long lasting
  • Won’t get sticky
  • Non-staining
  • No chemical smell or taste
  • Condom friendly and safe with toys
  • Easy to clean
  • 8 oz

Hybrid performance.

Bottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube - 1 oz Clear

Numb it before pounding it.

The Bottoms Up Anal Comfort Lube is not just a water based lubricant but it is also a numbing agent for your bottom. Anal sex can be uncomfortable. Training helps a lot but in a pinch, a little help is always welcome.

Ingredients: Cellulose Gum, Diazolidnyl Urea, Glycerin, Isopentyldiol, Methylparaben, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Purified Water (Aqua)

  • Water based
  • 1 oz
  • Clear

Choose comfort.

Sliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine & Paraben Free - 4.2 oz

Vegan and natural.

Sliquid Sassy Anal Gel Glycerine & Paraben Free is a water based soluble anal gel. It is a 100% vegan product that feels like your body’s natural lubrication. It is body safe, glycerine free, paraben free, hypoallergenic, and non-toxic. The product is also rubber, latex and plastic friendly. Drop a few globs with ease using the push top bottle.

  • Vegan
  • Water based
  • Soluble anal gel
  • Like natural lubrication
  • Rubber, latex, and plastic friendly
  • Glycerine Free
  • Paraben Free
  • Hypoallergenic
  • Non-toxic
  • Push top bottle
  • 4.2 oz

Be free, embrace the comfort.

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