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Thee Oh Sees: Face Stabber - VINYL LPTitle: Face Stabber Artist: Thee Oh Sees Label: Castleface Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 767870657719 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2019 09 20 Number of Discs: 2 Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the
Title: Face StabberArtist: Thee Oh Sees
Label: Castleface
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 767870657719
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2019-09-20
Number of Discs: 2
Hey there, human kids, lift your face out of the feed trough and pluck that feculence from your ears. Hark! A sonar blip from beneath the pile of bodies-the latest Oh Sees, Face Stabber! Boop, blip, ughhh... people churning like a boiling swamp. Man, this din is nauseating. The screen flickers for the first time this year with a transmission from two months in the future: "the internet has deemed guitar music dead and you are free to do whatever the fuck you like... long live the new flesh!" This album is Soundcloud hip-hop reversed, a far flung nemesis of contemporary country and flaccid algorithmic pop-barf. No songs about money or love are floating in the ether. Just memories, echoes, foggy blurs, blip-blop goes the scope, heavy funk, dystopia-punk canons, long jams, bloated solos dribbling down your caved-in chest. Human cattle like a beef avalanche, right on your burned out face hole. Spider-legs fuzz crawling in your brain. Lots of curse words for your mom. You've gotten the over-population blues, so let's have some art for art's sake. What else are you gonna do? Stare at the sky? Please... fifty carbon copies of you look back at you as you walk the streets. Take a breath, you're going to need it. Take drugs, you're going to need those just to stand in line at the air and water reclamation center soon enough. There's no fruit, buddy. You're at the bleak-peak. They will squeeze you till you're all squeezed out. Or fans of fried prog burn-out, squished old-school drool, double drums, lead weight bass, wizard keys (now with poison), old-ass guitar and horrible words with daft meanings. If you don't like it then don't listen, bub. Back to the comments section with you! Easy over and out.
Tracks:
1.1 The Daily Heavy
1.2 The Experimenter
1.3 Face Stabber
1.4 Snickersnee
1.5 Fu XI
1.6 Scutum ; Scorpius
1.7 Gholü
1.8 Poisoned Stones
1.9 Psy-Ops Dispatch
1.10 S.S. Luker's Mom
1.11 Heartworm
1.12 Together Tomorrow
1.13 Captain Loosely
1.14 Henchlock
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Fun but not for rough play.
Color: Orange
The ball contented our “golden” Jaxson for about 15 minutes. He then thought it was a regular ball and it’s just a little delicate for a big dog. I just wrote it off as a loss. Great idea but should be more durable.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Long lasting charge!
Color: Orange
My 50 pound goldendoodle absolutely loves this ball. It keeps a charge for a long time. It turns off
When it’s not being used and we play with it every day.!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fun toy
Color: Orange
My standard poodle loves this toy. It holds a charge for several hours and is well made
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Colorful, Sturdy & Great Value
Color: Large Set of 4
Purchased for our two puppies when they were 2 months old and weighed about 14 pounds so theses balls were a little big for them to hold in their mouths but that didn't stop them from trying. While they did like these balls they much preferred softer soccer balls, the later of which did not hold up well at all. I had hoped they would play with these balls more when they were older but that hasn't happened 5 months later. I guess it's no fun if you can't tear the toy apart. Colors are very bright and they do enjoy chasing after them as long as I am the one rolling them across the room for them. Maybe when they progress to batting things with their paws they will start to do this for themselves.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2025
★★★★★ 5
My pup loves them
Color: Large Set of 4
Colors are bright and my dog loves the squeaky! Good size no worries of choking.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 10, 2025